Oh, yeah, that’s the spot! Please continue with the massage. I do enjoy my star treatment.
My friend Baxter is upset with me because I took his blanket. Uh, hello, who is the future #movie #star…I require star treatment.
Don’t give me the disapproving look, mother!, I am practicing my stardom attitude. Shortly, I will also have a list of demands.
I am officially the Real Frenchy of Orange County, oh yeah! Whatch out #realhousewivesoforangecounty I am taking over!
Playing a bad cop good cop is exhausting. I was not made for a hard work like this so please don’t bother me with the camera. I am enjoying the one on one with myself time.
I decided to go the bottom of the Porky mystery by interrogating purple Porky first. I started with the bad cop negotiation tactic first then will follow with the good cop routine.
I am crossing my paws that I will be able to solve the mystery of Porky’s changing colors.
I have a such a feeling that somebody is watching me. Would you know anything about it, mother!
What’s going on? Is this some trick or what? Why is my Porky purple again? I need some explanation in here before I lose my mind.
I decided to keep my Porky with me at all the time.