Ah, the simple pleasures in life!
Love when mom gives me a lectures on bad vs good behavior. 😶😐😒 Of course, I was getting one today after my bad behavior at @PetSmart.
Snoozing while mom is talking to me. I bet, she didn’t even notice that I am napping.
My best buddy Baxter and I are taking well deserved break—of course on mom’s bed.
I am not antisocial! 😕 I know, I did bad thing. I should not have attack the dog that was five times bigger than me.
For real, do I look like I want to play fetch the ball!?! 😏 🎾⚽️🏀
I don’t understand why we don’t have elevator in the house. If someone please have mercy on me and carry me down the stairs.
Wink 😉, I was practicing today my wink so later I wink at some some ladies. I am the “love bug”. (OMG, he lost his mind)
Say cheese!—Now that I did it, do I get the cheese?
Oh you, vampires, werewolves and other monsters I am ready for you. (and, again someone is watching too much TV)👹👺👿💀👽